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song meme

rules: spell out your url with song titles

E - "Extraordinary Machine," Fiona Apple
M - "Make Me Feel," Janelle Monae
U - "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer
V - "Vienna," Billy Joel
I - "I'm Still Standing," Elton John
C - "Careless Whisper," George Michael
T - "Tubthumping," Chumbawamba
O - "Oh My God," Katzenjammer
R - "Rasputin," Boney M
Y - "Your Love is My Drug," Kesha

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It’s annoying how people try to make lucanis taller and more buff. He’s short (saw someone estimate, based on other character models, around 5'3") and a rogue trained in acrobatics, don’t you lie to me. Love him as he is!!!

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kind of obsessed with my rook, conceptually. treasure-hunting adventurer and pirate but in a completely unsexy cringefail way. human warrior with literally no connection to the plot, only involved because they got locked in a tomb with varric and didn’t die. the veilguard votes to start a swear jar but for rook’s bad puns and it doesn’t discourage them in the slightest. jem rook laidir my beloved

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dragon age

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I was crying my eyes out during much of the last chunk of da veilguard and just now, like a week after i beat the game, I was just thinking about one of the choices I made and started full on crying again....ough

for all the criticisms i have, bioware did manage to emotionally punch me in the gut yet again

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it's so funny playing a character that's nice and inclined to give people a chance that's also a warrior who fights with big two-handed weapons. you can cooperate or i can chop you in half! :3

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I just beat veilguard (57 hours in 6 days, that’s gotta be the fastest I’ve ever finished an rpg) and aaaahhhh

I have. Mixed feelings. But more positive than negative. I had fun! It was pretty good! My biggest complaint is that Lucanis’s romance barely exists (to the point where I wonder why they even made him a romance option, but they hyped him up a lot as a romance option!) I will probably write some fanfic to fill in the glaringly large gaps lmao

However I did absolutely love Taash’s storyline and my rook’s friendship with them so that was something

Also now I gotta wait for the rest of the internet to finish playing the game… I am itching to see the shitposts and discussion

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I had mixed feelings at first but I'm enjoying veilguard!! As evidenced by the fact that I have spent like eight hours playing today lmao

I read that it's like 60 hours at minimum so I'm less than 10% done. Rip to my wrists

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it's so annoying when people act as though people interested in the romance aspect of rpgs are shallow and uninterested in analyzing the story overall. "how many posts have you seen about the overarching themes of bg3 vs how many ways you can fuck the vampire?" fucking the vampire and the aftermath of that choice is in fact part of the overarching themes of bg3 lmao

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invader zim

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thinking about the joke in invader zim where the video about selling candy says one of the prizes is a box of bandaids but it keeps getting dubbed over as ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIP and i wonder if that was a choice or if they were told not to use "bandaid"

if they were, that makes some of the other things that were deemed acceptable so much funnier. like yeah the episode about the alien stealing organs from all the children was fine but you absolutely cannot say a brand name

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carrie

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i've probably made this post before but i'm perpetually mad that every version of carrie casts her as thin and pretty instead of how she's described in the book, fat, greasy-haired, "a frog among swans" compared to the other girls

it's like. if you can't see fat weird-looking girls as people enough to cast one in your movie, you shouldn't be making the fucking movie lmao

the way she looks is a huge part of why she's bullied. hello for the love of god hello

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I had a dream that I went to a store to see the Halloween stuff but there wasn't any on the shelves, and I asked a store employee about it and they were like "sorry we donated all of it to charity because no one was buying it"

It's so funny when dreams are weird but in a mundane sort of way. Alternate timeline where no one likes Halloween

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i was trying to track down a weird indie game i saw someone stream forever ago and somehow googling "what's the indie game where a ouija board takes you to meat hell" was not helping

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movie: the menu

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i'm rewatching the menu and it's so funny how the chefs pull out a big plastic curtain in front of the kitchen before one of them shoots himself. like yeah we are going to burn all of you alive later but we will Not abandon food safety rules

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very important thoughts

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i have a postcard-style gravity falls poster and a fresno, california postcard of a nightcrawler and i think i’m gonna start a collection of postcards from fictional places or real places said to have mythical creatures. and maybe throw a maine postcard in there because the “maine’s not real, stephen king made it up” jokes make me laugh

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baldur's gate 3

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Replaying bg3 as astarion and I’m still debating when to drop the “I’m a vampire spawn” news and to whom but I just had him go around and consider telling each one and some of the companion’s responses to him staring in silence are funny

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Studying anatomy and related conditions as a chronically ill person is so funny because if I don't have it I know of someone on social media who does. I blew through the chapter on connective tissue because I already had the anatomy memorized and had experienced most of the conditions lmao

textbook: what is bursitis?

me: an asshole who made my hip hurt for a year

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very important thoughts

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Someone posted on a local subreddit about a pet pig they saw getting walked around town and half the comments were like "I met that pig once! It's really friendly"

Sometimes Maine is a good place

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Watching the suicide squad (the more recent one, not the jared leto one) and I think ratcatcher and squirrel girl should be friends somehow

I just clicked on it because I was bored but I'm enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would, it's very silly

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Every time a female character has a round/chubby or square face fanartists go 'i can't see suddenly I don't know' and draw her with a generic bony heart shaped face and it drives me nuts!!!! We get so little variation in character designs as it is, stop making every female character look like a Disney princess you cowards

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scream 2

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it never stops being funny to me that the cameraman in scream 2 survives bc the actor thought it would be more realistic if his character just left. he was so right, like, if randy got murdered in my van i also would be like "ok bye, i'm not getting paid enough for this"